{"id":6185,"date":"2025-08-15T09:04:41","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T01:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.munmon.com\/v3\/?p=6185"},"modified":"2025-08-15T09:04:41","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T01:04:41","slug":"the-day-siri-almost-got-me-in-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.munmon.com\/v3\/2025\/08\/15\/the-day-siri-almost-got-me-in-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"The Day Siri Almost Got Me in Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Morning school runs are usually routine, get the kids in the car, survive the traffic, sip Coffee from my trusty tumbler, and maybe sneak in a bit of podcast time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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But that day, I made the mistake of talking to Siri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While driving, I said, \u201cHey Siri, call my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Siri, with the confidence of someone who has never been married, replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cWhich one? Suzila Isteriku Munawar, Suzila Isteriku Tercantik Sedunia, or Suzila Munawar?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Before I could defend myself, my 14-year-old son Adam, sitting at the back, sensing danger like a cat hearing a can opener and said loudly:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cWow Abie!!! You have three wives?! Careful Abie\u2026 nanti kena tidur luar.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

At that point, my daughters were already laughing, and I was calculating the odds of Siri making it through the rest of the trip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just imagine if this happened in public and the WIFE was sitting right next to you. That’s not just “funny anecdote” territory! That’s a public trial without a jury.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now your wife freezes mid-sip, the barista stops steaming the milk, and the uncle at the next table lowers his newspaper just to get a better look at the guy who apparently has three wives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In that split second, you have to choose:<\/p>\n\n\n\n